More Exposed Bits

I did a post a few months back about a trend that seemed to be on the rise.  A most unfortunate trend that should have been smothered before its conception.  The exposed g-string.  I’m not sure why exposing your bra can be considered risque and bold, while an exposed panty strap deems you tacky and trailer trash.  But it does.  So the simple reasoning ‘because i said so. . .’ doesn’t quite fly with you?  Photographic evidence of why this trend did not/does not/will not ever work.

tackythong-787025Anytime you need your clothing to remind people that you are indeed sexy, you become the complete opposite.  Well if the opposite is desperate and sad.  Also, its time to retire this look when you are getting tan marks from your exposed g-string.

thong-girlOkay the girl is obviously kind’ve cute and charming, and I’m pretty sure she is famous for something.  But I just end up feeling bad for her because you know she’s thinking ‘oh finally someone recognizes me! Smile pretty for the camera!’  Wrong.  Ladies do the sit test before you leave the home.

ho_jeansthumbnail_thumb[2] And after all of that, some company still thought it’d be a brilliant idea to make those.

That little rant has got my brain ticking.  In my short twenty four years on this planet I have been an eye witness to a lot of foul denim mishaps.  Probably enough to center an entire blog around.  But I could never expose you all to that much horror.  Despite the obvious fact that I’m sure many just wouldn’t stick around and subject themselves to that torture, I also like creating some aesthetically appealing posts!  There is a point behind all this rambling.  I’m going to scour the web and find the grimiest, stankiest denim dont’s and share them with you in a weekly series.  It’ll be like Halloween four times a month. Enjoy!

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