So You Wanna Be Queen Bee?

Through the decades film has given us some valuable lessons.  Many of which I’m sure actually significant and worthy of being the center of discussion.  But the lesson we are going to cover today is how to rule to your school.

the heathers in black

Point number one, come to the realization that you ARE the most relevant person in your class—scratch that—you are the most relevant person, PEmeans girls of jawbreakerRIOD.  Regina George knew it, her predecessor Courtney Shane knew it, and OG mean girl, Heather Chandler was well aware.

Point number two, build up an ‘army of skanks’.  This one should be pretty self-explanatory.  Small disclaimer though, if the fine bevy of cinema I’ve collected as examples has proven anything, it is that jawbreaker split phonethey will inevitably turn on you when your head gets too big (which will, inevitably, happen seeing as you believe you are the most relevant person).

Point number three, learn to travel with your entourage at all times.  Ideally, you should position yourself in the middle and have your minions flanking you.  This will create an obstructionmean girls walking that people will have to move to avoid—therefore, forcing them to take notice of you!

Point number four, hot wardrobe.  This isn’t just about being in fashion, it is about getting attention.  As a matter of fact, you are now what’s in fashion.  So show ‘em what you’re working with.

lace corstet The nice thing about this top you won’t have to worry about the principal calling you into his office for violating dress code—believe me, he’ll be much intimidated.

vevlet skirtEverything the most popular girl needs in a skirt.  Short.  Tight.  And irresistible for boys to keep their paws off.

black mary js The ultimate ‘mean girl’ shoe.  Mary Jane’s have long been a staple to any young lady’s wardrobe—and these are the ‘almost’ grown up version.  Straddling the fence in the best sort of way.

And my insurance in case, someone has a problem with me including Jawbreaker in this post:

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