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Smells Like… And Looks Like… The 90s

Elle didn’t do that bad! Especially on Sarah Roemer.

Also, I’d like to thank Style Sample for including Squarectomy on their [...]

As If…

I hear an awful lot of talk about Gossip Girl and this so called Queen Bee, Blair Waldorf. My naturally curious ways led me to checking her out on a couple of episodes. The girl has got style, I’ll give her that. And yes, she’s got the quips. But there was something about her that irked [...]

So You Wanna Be Queen Bee?

Through the decades film has given us some valuable lessons. Many of which I’m sure actually significant and worthy of being the center of discussion. But the lesson we are going to cover today is how to rule to your school.

Point number one, come to the realization that you ARE the most relevant person in your [...]

I Can Be Anything I Wanna Be, Its the 90s

There was something magical about 90s sitcoms. Fresh Prince, In Living Color, Roseanne, list goes on. . . I would like to take a moment to commemorate the wonder that is Kelly Bundy. She was famous for her lack of clothing, and the little that she did wear was spectacular. Let us observe and.

You know, [...]

I’m Feeling a Little Peculiar

Sorry for the serious lack of accountability to my readers. I’ve been terribly sick and unwilling to get out of bed. I have some winners though! Oh yes, and more posts. Quelle of Option 8 is the winner of the Flying Tomatoes Blazer! And Natalie Low is the new owner of the Ben Sherman tank! Congrats [...]

101 Times Over

I just realized my last post was my 100th! It made me get a little weepy and nostalgic so I started cycling through old posts. I’ve compiled ten of my favorites to let you all re-live the magic with me. Also! I feel like my blog has finally hit its stride. A few posts back I [...]

I Love the 90’s: Episode 4

I call this one 1996 Lit. Professor who enjoys studying archaeology as a weekend hobby, all the while listening to live Nirvana tracks..

Glasses,Sleeveless Jumper,Scarf,Boyfriend Blazer,Trousers,Ankle Boot,Lace [...]

I Love the 90’s: Episode 3

This one requires sandpaper, scissors, and a seam ripper. DIY time. Rough up those jeans to heck.

Rib Beanie, Lace Body,Boyfriend Blazer,Lace Up Boots,Bleached Jeans.

On a side note, Coffee Bean must love my readers almost as much as I do! You guys keep me coming back here to steal some downtown internet and post up the good! [...]

I Love the 90’s: Episode 2

This is probably the 90’s trend that I am most inspired by, layering.

In order of what goes on underneath it all, to the outermost layers: Cropped Beaded Top,Denim Leggings, Sheer Vest, Checked Shirt,Doc Martens,Ribbed Beanie, Army Parka.

I’m writing this post while sitting in the local downtown coffee shop. Not that that information would normally hold any [...]

I Love the 90’s: Episode 1

I’d consider this look, the pretty basic 1994 sitcom look. A little Monica Gellar-ish. To maximize the effect make sure to tie the denim shirt around your waist.

Floral Bustier,Denim Cycling Shorts,Denim Jacket,Denim [...]