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Smells Like… And Looks Like… The 90s

Grace — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:06:22 +0000

Elle didn’t do that bad! Especially on Sarah Roemer.

Also, I’d like to thank Style Sample for including Squarectomy on their latest issue!

As If…

Grace — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 08:35:00 +0000

I hear an awful lot of talk about Gossip Girl and this so called Queen Bee, Blair Waldorf. My naturally curious ways led me to checking her out on a couple of episodes. The girl has got style, I’ll give her that. And yes, she’s got the quips. But there was something about her that irked me. Blair Waldorf is to those growing up in the new millennia what Cher Horowitz was/is to Gen X. This is a rather sad statement , because my generation got the better end of the deal.

Both girls have classic styles. Plaid, headbands, pleated skirts, over-knee-socks, coordinated. All very naughty-school-girl-with-a-penchant-for-maxing-out-daddy’s-AMEX. Blair’s style is upper-east side all the way. Perfect tresses, perfectly styled, never caught in pants. Its too close a call in this category. Although, the fact that Cher wore an Alai dress in Clueless is making me believe all you fashionistas know which side of the fence you need to be on.

Cher has it on the attitude. Both girls have the clever, witty comebacks and good use of pop references. But Blair will never be quoted as often as Miss Horowitz. Come on, she’s the girl who taught that “searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie”. Also, it always helps when you are genuinely good-hearted person that isn’t out to sleep with/stab friends in the back/climb to the top.

Oh yes, and the ultimate barometer of cool. Cher did something before the Olsen twins—she drank Starbucks.

A wool beret is very Parisian, very classic, oh-so-Cher.

This structured blazer cuts in the waist giving you a very sexy, feminine shape.

In the movie Cher can be seen wearing a sheer button-down, like this one, perfect worn over a mini skirt and tiny camisole.

This plaid mini is the more accessible version of Cher’s pleated skirts.

Thank my lucky stars for American Apparel.

Chunky loafers that I think Cher would proudly strut around in.

How to do a party right? Sexy, short designer dress. And this Alexander Wang is 2009’s answer to Cher’s Calvin Klein.

I just couldn’t resist these. They feel slightly Cher meets Marie Antoinette.

So You Wanna Be Queen Bee?

Grace — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:22:00 +0000

Through the decades film has given us some valuable lessons. Many of which I’m sure actually significant and worthy of being the center of discussion. But the lesson we are going to cover today is how to rule to your school.

Point number one, come to the realization that you ARE the most relevant person in your class—scratch that—you are the most relevant person, PERIOD. Regina George knew it, her predecessor Courtney Shane knew it, and OG mean girl, Heather Chandler was well aware.

Point number two, build up an ‘army of skanks’. This one should be pretty self-explanatory. Small disclaimer though, if the fine bevy of cinema I’ve collected as examples has proven anything, it is that they will inevitably turn on you when your head gets too big (which will, inevitably, happen seeing as you believe you are the most relevant person).

Point number three, learn to travel with your entourage at all times. Ideally, you should position yourself in the middle and have your minions flanking you. This will create an obstruction that people will have to move to avoid—therefore, forcing them to take notice of you!

Point number four, hot wardrobe. This isn’t just about being in fashion, it is about getting attention. As a matter of fact, you are now what’s in fashion. So show ‘em what you’re working with.

The nice thing about this top you won’t have to worry about the principal calling you into his office for violating dress code—believe me, he’ll be much intimidated.

Everything the most popular girl needs in a skirt. Short. Tight. And irresistible for boys to keep their paws off.

The ultimate ‘mean girl’ shoe. Mary Jane’s have long been a staple to any young lady’s wardrobe—and these are the ‘almost’ grown up version. Straddling the fence in the best sort of way.

And my insurance in case, someone has a problem with me including Jawbreaker in this post:

Technorati Tags: Mean Girls,Jawbreaker,Heathers,Fashion,High School,Popular,Satire,Style

I Can Be Anything I Wanna Be, Its the 90s

Grace — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:51:00 +0000

There was something magical about 90s sitcoms. Fresh Prince, In Living Color, Roseanne, list goes on. . . I would like to take a moment to commemorate the wonder that is Kelly Bundy. She was famous for her lack of clothing, and the little that she did wear was spectacular. Let us observe and.

You know, the girl actually had style. My Kelly inspired outfits:

One Shoulder Tunic.Levi Cut Offs.Christopher Kane Boots.Gladiator Belt.L.A. Hoops.Sapphire Bracelet.

Tie Dye Tee.Stella McCartney Boots.Rosary.Knotted Necklace.Swarovski Ring.

And I close with some wisdom from Miss Bundy herself.

“Mom, I hope when you say “We” you actually mean “Oui,” which is French for:
“Yes, please take over our country while we wait in hiding.” Ergo – which is
French for: “please take our land but let us live to make our creamy sauces” -
I say that we bid Daddy “adieu” – which is French for “a deer, a female deer.””

I’m Feeling a Little Peculiar

Grace — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:08:00 +0000

Sorry for the serious lack of accountability to my readers. I’ve been terribly sick and unwilling to get out of bed. I have some winners though! Oh yes, and more posts. Quelle of Option 8 is the winner of the Flying Tomatoes Blazer! And Natalie Low is the new owner of the Ben Sherman tank! Congrats friends!

After viewing this video, I felt a tad inspired by her over the top and oh-so-grungy look. The results:

Floral Shorts.Magenta Cardigan.Cherry Docs.Top Hat.Textured Socks.Silk Tee.Skull Ring.Bone Ring.Tassel Necklace.

You’ll have to grow your own dreads though.

101 Times Over

Grace — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 05:09:00 +0000

I just realized my last post was my 100th! It made me get a little weepy and nostalgic so I started cycling through old posts. I’ve compiled ten of my favorites to let you all re-live the magic with me. Also! I feel like my blog has finally hit its stride. A few posts back I got my first ‘negative anonymous’ comment! Yay, I’m somebody in the fashion blogosphere.

Style Icon: Nico This was supposed to be an on-going case study of different icons. After looking through Bardot, Bow and Nico’s I came to the conclusion that maybe its time to work on some more inspiration collages!

Fashion Rewind Maybe its not my most well-put together post, but I have a lot emotional attachment to this one. This was one of the first fashion editorials I can remember making a big impact on me. (I was late getting into this scene I guess…)

Do Your Ears Hang Low? I still remember how excited I was over those shorts. Every one of those outfits made me giddy, still do. Sigh… why didn’t I order them before they went extinct?

All That Glitters Yes, another outfit collage. How I wish I could dress every day.

Don’t Be Caught With Your Drawers Down I adore the style of all the ladies I have featured, but I chose this particular one because it got the whole series started.

Not For Sale Anymore This particular post didn’t receive the positive approval of some others I have done. But I love it none-the-less. Mostly because it really is my ultimate fantasy to be on a stage performing.

Lucy in the Sky with Rhinestones If I ever was bold enough to go for a styling position, I’d use this in my portfolio.

Short Shorts Not necessarily the most ground breaking outfit I have created, but I adore it because this is about as close to my everyday wear as it gets.

Sequined Hot Shorts Still think it’d make the best vacation outfit.

Heart 90′s 3 of 3, Heart 90′s 2 of 3 Okay, so I figure its okay to combine these as number ten on my list. After all, they are a part of a series. The 90’s is my favorite decade, not only for fashion, but especially for music. (The 70’s only run a fraction of a point behind.) So again, with the emotional attachment.

Those are in no particular order by the way! Your opinion on my best not in there? Leave me a comment with your favorite Squarectomy posts! Thanks lovely readers! And now some eye candy for those of you that think I write too much!

I Love the 90’s: Episode 4

Grace — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 21:27:00 +0000

I call this one 1996 Lit. Professor who enjoys studying archaeology as a weekend hobby, all the while listening to live Nirvana tracks..

Glasses,Sleeveless Jumper,Scarf,Boyfriend Blazer,Trousers,Ankle Boot,Lace Panel Sweat.

I Love the 90’s: Episode 3

Grace — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:00:00 +0000

This one requires sandpaper, scissors, and a seam ripper. DIY time. Rough up those jeans to heck.

Rib Beanie, Lace Body,Boyfriend Blazer,Lace Up Boots,Bleached Jeans.

On a side note, Coffee Bean must love my readers almost as much as I do! You guys keep me coming back here to steal some downtown internet and post up the good! Love you all to bits!

I Love the 90’s: Episode 2

Grace — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:42:00 +0000

This is probably the 90’s trend that I am most inspired by, layering.

In order of what goes on underneath it all, to the outermost layers: Cropped Beaded Top,Denim Leggings, Sheer Vest, Checked Shirt,Doc Martens,Ribbed Beanie, Army Parka.

I’m writing this post while sitting in the local downtown coffee shop. Not that that information would normally hold any kind of relevance. But it is has got a lot to do with my erratic disappearances. I had an emergency situation last week, and I was rendered homeless and in dire need of a new place. Thankfully, on Friday I managed to find a new place to hang my hat. I’m quite pleased about that, but I still am without internet at the new place, and expect to be for a bit longer. And that brings us back to the coffee shop. I’ve managed to steal a few moments from my busy work schedule and make it down here to use the public internet so I could update my blog and see what everyone has been posting on there own. Thanks to everyone who’s stuck with me and for always leaving such sweet comments!

Ps. The look of the week feature has not been cancelled, but I am going to start announcing the blogger on Tuesdays due to the numerous unexpected distractions that have come up the last couple of weekends.

Also! Do not forget there are only few more days to get your entries in!

I Love the 90’s: Episode 1

Grace — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:44:00 +0000

I’d consider this look, the pretty basic 1994 sitcom look. A little Monica Gellar-ish. To maximize the effect make sure to tie the denim shirt around your waist.

Floral Bustier,Denim Cycling Shorts,Denim Jacket,Denim Shirt,Lace-up Plimsoles.